Grab your popcorn. Fill up your tea. Individual 1 is saved.
Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller and federal attorneys from the Southern District of New York submitted separate memos condemning their recommendations to Trump's former lawyer, Michael Cohen. The Manhattan prosecutor suggested "substantial" prison sentences of between four and five years, while Mueller noted Cohen was helpful in his investigation, although his crime was "serious."
Cohen pleaded guilty to tax evasion, bank fraud, and campaign eligibility violations in August, and last week pleaded guilty to lying to Congress. The prosecutors in New York have dealt with the financial crimes, while Müller has focused on the liar. Cohen did not ask for time behind bars because he was so bold with Miiller, and Miiller did not set a timeframe for his sentence.
And since Twitter together is a messy bitch living for drama Twitter users jumped directly to reaction gifs.
The legal documents of both Mueller's office and the federal prosecutor's office refer to someone named "Individual-1
So … we all know who this is .
Soon after the documents were published, Twitter users turned Individual 1 into a meme. According to the documents, Individual-1 and Cohen discussed contacting the Russian government.
Individual 1 already has a hard day.
– Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) December 7, 2018
But is not each of us an individual-1 in our own way? Tonight in the Fox News, we will scare
– Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) December 7, 2018
. Now it's getting scary to be Individual-1 Jr.
– Zack Bornstein December 7, 2018
Man. Person 1 is so fucked
– Angry WH Staffer (@AngrierWHStaff) December 7, 2018
I do not follow him here, so can someone tell me now about the mental health of person 1?  – Joan Walsh (@joanwalsh) December 7, 2018
The single 1 must now throw a number 2 in the pants.
– Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) December 7, 2018  Does Sharper Image still sell individual steaks?
– The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) December 7, 2018
Trump does not seem to be aware of the applications. On Friday he tweeted a self-congratulatory message and threw a quick thank you. into the void.
The president is completely free. Many Thanks!
– Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 7, 2018
Seriously, someone told him that he is person-1 right?
A picture will help you to understand the report, Trixie.
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– Hcc (@ClatisC) December 7, 2018
Person 1 does not seem to have checked all of the documents I also believe that this is the last word of Mueller / SDNY Https://t.co/aKz0AbwSMu[19659002YasharAli(@yashar) 7 December 2018