Another week of quarantine! Just one indefinite, indefinite, perhaps infinite quantity Left to go.
I’m here to bring you some great tweets from this week. We were because we’re all stuck inside and sometimes it’s good to laugh at tweets. Sure, Twitter is often (often) bad, but sometimes it’s good. So, you know, here they are … 17 good tweets.
1. Love to live in 2020
2. Speed doesn’t matter
Speed Racer found out that his opponent had to win so that he could use the money to help his sick little sister, and SPED UP 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/ LTIuZkweom
̵1; Bing Cramardi (@imBINGnotGOOGLE) August 4, 2020
3. I miss this guy. A simpler internet.
One guy you rarely see on Twitter is the “But is it a sandwich?” Guy. If you tweeted about food from 2011 to 2016, you had to dress this guy in a variety. Thanks to the low level of engagement, this guy can hardly be seen today. always a little bit bittersweet to lose a guy
– Jon Bois (@jon_bois) August 3, 2020
4. Mandatory drill tweet
go to www. info .men to learn how to recite the man’s prayer and help put a gun in covid19’s mouth
– Winter (@dril) August 4, 2020
5. I feel so deep in my bones.
* sees text *
“I’ll fight them back later when I have the energy to answer.”[6 days later]
– Aaron West (@oeste) August 3, 2020
6. Plant the beans. Just do it and be a legend.
I love wild places like Arkansas to get some weird Chinese seeds in the mail and get started right away
I’m going to plant the damn Chesand
– BUM CHILLUPS, NPR CLASS PUNDIT (@edsbs) August 4, 2020
7. It is.
8. I think that’s exactly how I looked in the theater.
9. Who could possibly devote three to five minutes to a new song?
Me: I love my friends. Your interests? Incredible. Your taste? Flawless. I would die for her. If there is one thing they asked me to do, I literally couldn’t possibly hesitate
Friend: Hey, check out this cool song
Me: Haha cool maybe
– Ron Iver (@ronnui_) August 5, 2020
10. One day …
11. Only one squid goes off. Nothing else.
12. That sounds wonderful.
I know I did a good job last week turning my brain off because the only thing I put in my IDEAS file was “Ice Tea Best Drink”.
– Brian Grubb (@briancgrubb) August 3, 2020
I just think everyone should see this photo of my brother’s youth soccer coach whose name was I’m not fooling you, danny marinara pic.twitter.com/n7Dg7xyvnE
– Victoria Edel (@victoriaedel) July 31, 2020
14. I am. I am that meme.
15. Only boys who talk about things, boys are how boys live.
16. He missed it.
17. And finally:
little mandarins all my homies
– Chris (@chrisfolse) August 6, 2020